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You Know You're a Furry When...

Sat Oct 23, 2004, 5:59 PM
Ah, my own personal list.

The things with the * after them are the items that pertain to me fursonally. ^^; gee, there are a lot, aren't there?

1. Noisey appliance like a vacuum cleaner scare you.*
2. Vacuums in general scare you (nature abhores a vacuum!).
3. You narrate your phantom body parts' actions so people will know your moods ("The tail! It wags!).*
4. You spend your free time making up "If You're Furry and You Know It" verses to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It".*
5. Someone has actually said "For God's sake, you're a human being, not an animal" to you... *
6. ...and everyone in the immediate vicinity started laughing...*
7. ...and it turns out the person who said it didn't know you were a furry.*
8. People you don't know bark at you on Costume Day during your school's Spirit Week.*
9. You'll do anything for an ear/head/back scratch.*
10. You own Animal Crossing for Gamecube...*
11. ...and all of the townspeople say customized things at the end of their sentences (Female skunks: Zig-Zag, male skunks: Pepe val Pew, female cats: Omaha etc, etc.)*
12. Howling comes more naturally than screaming on amusement park rides.*
13. You automatically try to bite anything that comes too close to your face.*
14. You own the book "How to speak Cat"...*
15. ...and you can actually speak to your cat.
16. You find absolutely nothing strange about reading a poem called "Beastiality" in your Poetry Appreciation class (Sharon Olds, The Dead and the Living. Check it out, it's a good poem).*
17. Your plushies take up more room on your bed than you do.*
18. You get upset when anyone refers to a plushie/pet as the wrong gender.*
19. The only other known furs at your school are people you've confurted.
20. People begin to wonder if you can draw humans.*
21. You ordered the Spellsinger series from Amazon at a ridiculous price even though your library has most of the series.
22. You voluteer to be the Easter Bunny at your job...
23. ...five months in advance.
24. You think nothing of spending twenty-some-odd dollars on a racoon plushie.
25. You organize a "toon sleepover" with your friends just for an excuse to watch Disney's Robin Hood.*
26. You don't need an excuse to watch Disney movies.
27. You know that as soon as you finish your YKYAFW list you'll think of ten things to add to it.

Yup, y'know what that means. I'll be updating this periodically.

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